Ho~Ho~Ho~ Merry Christmas!!!

聖誕節快到了耶!!看到大家都換聖誕版面，想說反正我的版面已經漫有聖誕氣息的(襪子)，就放個聖誕歌意思意思...(完全就是拖搞的人...)
這是在韜兔那聽到的, 人很好的把音樂傳給我, 一開始聽覺得很可愛喔!聽到第二次就覺得奇怪, 到底在唱什麼...

Joy to the World (快樂到世上)
Joy to the world, the teacher's dead (快樂到世上喔!老師死了!)
We barbecued the head (我們BBQ他的頭!)
What happened to the body (不要擔心他的身體!)
We flushed it down the potty (我們把身體沖到馬桶裡!)
And round and round it goes (滾阿!滾阿!滾阿!)
And round and round it goes (滾阿!滾阿!滾阿!)
And rou-ound and rou-ou-ound and round it goes (滾阿!滾阿!滾阿!)


Jingle Bells (叮叮噹)
Dashing through the snow (在雪中奔跑)
and a pair of broken skis, (只有一對壞掉的滑雪板)
Ore the hill we go...smashing into tree. (從山上滑到山下...撞到一棵數)
The snow is turning red, (雪都變成紅色了)
I think I'm almost dead, (我應該快死了吧!)
And now I am in the hospital with stitches in my head. (現在我在醫院裡面全身都縫著針線)

Oh Santa Clause Santa Clause (喔!聖誕老公公阿!聖誕老公公!)
You are very fat (你真的很胖)
I was sleeping peacefully and now my bed is flat. (我原本很平靜的睡著, 但是現在床都變平了)
Oh Santa Clause Santa Clause (喔!聖誕老公公阿!聖誕老公公!)
How much do you weigh? (你到底多重?)
I’m glad I’m not your reindeer (我真開心因為我不是你的麋鹿)
That has to pull your sleigh! (還要拖你的雪橇)

XDDDDDDD
好糟的聖誕歌喔!!!
這是在過恐怖聖誕節嗎?
厚厚厚~~~~~
Merry Christmas, everyone!!!

ps.翻譯的有點不好, 反正大家就加減看吧...>_< 英文有聽錯的也跟我講一聲!!
tag:Christmas, Christmas song parody, 恐怖聖誕節, 小孩